Think the world is going to end May 21, 2011?

Then give this
heathen
Your money!

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Demonic Nun of Hell!

If you honestly believe the world will end on May 21, 2011, then why do you need your cash? What, are you hedging your bets? Saving for retirement? REALLY? WHAT RETIREMENT! Come May 21st, 2011, you get to go TO HEAVEN! Meanwhile, poor people like me will be stuck on earth to suffer and burn and be forced to live in a tormmented hell of our own design on Earth!

You'll be in Heaven, we'll be in Hell.

The problem, though, is that we'll still need money to make it. Unlike my fellow heathens, I plan on planning for this inevitability. So why not take mercy on a damned soul and just give me your cash?

OK, not all of it. I'm not that greedy. But a little bit would be nice. You're not going to need it where you're going! No, everything you could ever want is FREE! For me, it's not.

No, don't send me your prayers. I'm not going to be be saved after making a web page like this, and I'm pretty sure God is not too pleased with me for doing this. Then again, relieveing people of their worldly possesions so they can better prepare for heaven... I think I may be doing God's work already.

So Don't Delay! Send your Money today!

Yes, I will give this heathen my cash!

Don't want to just blindy donate some cash?

Then buy some end of the world merch!

Do you have a problem with this site?

If so, please keep in mind that Harold Camping, the man making this preidction, is ALSO asking for donations! If he thinks he won't be saved... wow, I'd hate to be him!